Day
11
“Want
to talk about it, Harry?” Lee asked me early this morning as he sat down beside me on the floor, where I was leaning
my head back against the living room sofa.
“No,
I don’t think so...” I returned my concentration to the embers in the fireplace. It was still last night for me.
And I couldn’t get it out of my mind. I don’t think I ever will.
It
happened like this...
“I
still don’t think this is such a good idea,” Sharkey was complaining to Lee and Joe as he sat a just dusted fishbowl
upside down on the heavy dining room table and lit a couple of candles. “I mean, what if some other spook decides to
respond to the séance, a spook like... Captain Krueger.”
“Chief,”
Lee sighed, “we’ve been through all this. And it’s a risk we’re just going to have to take.”
“I
agree with him, Skipper,” Riley pouted as he lighted incense tapers on both sides of the dining room’s blazing
marble fireplace. It was a bit different from the one in the living room, and looked as if it had probably been part of the
original structure which had been altered again and again over the centuries.
“At
least make Lee go hide someplace Admiral...”Jackson said.
“I’m
not going to go hide anywhere!” Lee responded, incredulous, “besides, Krueger’s moved on...and I don’t
want to hear one more word about him.”
Before
I could implore him that it really would be a good idea for him to go upstairs, (just in case), Kowalski and Patterson both
whistled as Edith, Mrs. Crane and Miss Bates entered the room. Each was dressed in what appeared to be a Hollywood rendition
of classic gypsy fortune tellers. Their full skirts were embroidered with bangles and beads, they wore white ruffled ‘peasant
style’ blouses, and their hair was decorated with multi colored ribbons and veils.
“I
do wish you’d let me see Miguel,” Miss Bates told me, “he’s probably very frightened by all of this.”
“I’ve
already spoken with him, Miss Bates,” Lee said. “He’s doesn’t
like the idea, but he understands the need for us to contact Captain Nelson.”
“Very
well...oh dear,” she spied the fishbowl, “can’t we do better than that? Well, never mind. It’s almost
midnight. Everyone, sit down and hold hands,” she ordered as she dimmed the lights and joined us all at the table. The
high backed and heavily carved wood chairs were uncomfortable, and I supposed
in the early days, the heavy layers of clothing everyone wore kept anyone from complaining too much.
“Did
you have to wear those, Mom, Edith?” Lee hissed as he sat down beside his mother, “those blouses show too much...er...”
he flushed, finding the word impossible to say.
“Cleavage,”
I helped him. “In fact, I’d like Edith to go change into something
less revealing myself.”
“These
clothes are historically accurate,” Miss Bates said, “even if we had to settle for a couple of sizes too small
for the blouses. It’s all the museum had. We do want accuracy, don’t
we? ”
“Not
when my men are looking at my sister with their tongues almost hanging out of their mouths, we don’t.”
The
clock interrupted by striking 12.
“Too
late,” Miss Bates said. “Now, quiet everyone.”
“Oh
spirits of the night,” Miss Bates groaned, “head our call. Come to us, Sheamus O’Hara Nelson...we summon
you...”
Only
the ticking of the grandfather clock responded.
“Maybe
he knows that’s just an upside down fishbowl, and not a crystal globe,” Mrs. Crane whispered sarcastically.
“You’ve
complained enough about this, Mrs. C.,” Edith said, “you don’t have to be here you know.”
“Edith,”
I warned.
“Just
how many séances have you hosted anyway?” Mrs. Crane asked Miss Bates.
“This
is my first, but I’ve read up on them,” she took out a ‘Ghost Hunting for Dummies’ book and a history
of the Borgia’s and sat them on the table next to her.
“Oh
good grief,” Mrs. Crane rose. “I don’t care what you think you experienced with that U-Boat Captain, Lee,
I don’t like all this hocus pocus. And it smacks of blasphemy. Good Christians aren’t supposed to dabble in contacting
spirits or using black magic.”
“Shut
up and sit down woman!” a familiar voice (familiar to me that was,) ordered.
“Is...is
that him, Harry?” Edith asked looking around for the voice’s owner.
“Pretty
sure,” I said.
“What’s
he waiting for?” Lee asked me, then, “C’mon then Captain Nelson, show yourself.”
“We
need your help,” I added.
“You
need my help, now, do you?” my ancestor appeared, in the same seafaring costume of old, his
hands on his hips.
“Ohmygod,”
Edith said. “He could be your twin, Harry!”
“Never
mind that,” Sheamus said, ‘”as I were a sayin’ “so’s you need my help. What about when
I needed yours, Harriman?”
“This
is quite different and you know it.”
“Please,
Captain Nelson, er, great great great, gandfather,” Edith said, “if you help us, maybe you can finally go to your
rest. Isn’t that right Miss Bates? Miss Bates? Oh Lordy, she’s fainted.”
As
Edith went to her side to rouse her, Sheamus leered at Mrs. Crane’s cleavage.
“Watch
it buster!” Lee rose and stood in front of his mother.
“And
just how are you a goin’ to stop me, Captain Crane?”
Suddenly
Lee was flung into air as if struck even though Sheamus hadn’t laid a hand on him, crashing against the carved oak sideboard
and knocking himself out.
“Lee!
Lee!” his mother screamed and rushed to kneel beside him, while Miss Bates groggily awoke to chaos.
“There
was no need for that!” I was yelling at my ancestor, as I, Joe, and the crew also hovered over Lee’s unconscious
form, “damn it, man, you were ogling his mother! How is he, Ski?”
“Pupils
are uneven. Lump forming on the back of his skull, looks like a concussion.”
“All
this fuss over a wee bump on the noggin?” Sheamus shook his head, “and
him a captain!”
“Shut
up!” I yelled, far more concerned about Lee than the visiting specter.
“Ohhh,”
Lee roused, saw Sheamus and pointed to him, then to me, and back to Sheamus, “fantasma! Fabtasna!”
“What?”
Sheamus asked. “What’s this fnatasma he’s a talking about?”
“I
believe it’s Spanish for you, you ill mannered ghost, you!” Mrs.
Crane shouted, then, to her son, “Lee?”
“Lee?
Me hermano? ” he looked about for Lee Crane.
“No,”
Jackson grabbed Lee’s shoulders. “You’re Lee, not Miguel.”
“Miguel,
si,” Lee pointed to himself.
“Oh
dear,” Miss Bates, apparently fully recovered, came over and ran her hand
through his hair, Mrs. Crane looking a bit miffed at that, “that was a nasty bump. Perhaps we should ask Miguel to come
down to show Captain Crane that he’s really the captain, and that Miguel is Miguel.”
“Er,
no ma’am,” Ski said after he’d caught my brief shake of the head, “I’ve um, seen things like
this before. It’s best not to confuse the Skipper.”
“Skipper,
me hermano,” Lee kept saying.
“Who’s
this Miguel you’re all a talking about?” Sheamus asked.
“Lee
Crane’s adopted brother.” Miss Bates said. “Why they’re practically twins.”
“Miguel,
si?” Lee pointed to himself, still wary of Shaemus.
“Er,
yes, Miguel, si, ” I said, “now, why don’t we all sit down again...er...Let Captain Crane...er...let Miguel
stay where he is...Joe would you and Ski stay there with him? The rest of you sit down.”
As
they did so, Lee shook his head angrily then,“Volver a dormirse!” he shouted, pointing to the ghost.
“He’s
telling you to go back to sleep,” Mrs. Crane said.
“Sleep?”
Sheamus laughed, “Hah! I ain’t had no sleep since I died, Now, as you were saying, Harriman?”
“Senor
Nelson! No!” Lee shouted, as Joe and Ski held him down.
“Miguel?”
I looked at Lee, “Quiet...Mrs. Crane?”
“Silencioso,”
she said as she took her seat sadly, “that’s it...be a good boy Miguel.”
“Bueno,”
Miguel pouted, then felt the lump on the back of his head, “ow...”
“We’ll
get him to the hospital and a doctor in a few minutes,” I said, calming the crew, who were understandably upset.
“Doctor?
Médico? No! Miguel Bueno. ”
“Calmar!”
Mrs. Crane ordered. “Será bien.”
“Si Senora,” Lee pouted and furrowed his brows. He was not happy.
“I
told him it will be all right,” Mrs. Crane said. “Now, do hurry up with things. I really want him to go to the
emergency room.”
“Captain
Nelson,” I continued my inquiry, “ we asked you here...”
“Bah!
You didn’t ask, you summoned. Never did like superior officers,” he said as he sat on the edge of the table turning
his attention to Miss Bate’s cleavage, then Edith’s.
“Do
you mind!?” I think I shouted.
“No!
Senor Nelson, no!” Miguel pleaded. “Usted hará el fantasma enfadado!”
“He
says you’ll make the ghost angry,” Mrs. Crane said.
“I’m that already! Will someone shut him up?” Shaemus asked, exasperated.
“Then
keep your eyes elsewhere! Especially off of your own great great great granddaughter,” I ordered.
“You
missed a ‘great’. ‘Sides, I weren’t looking to do no harm. I
was just appreciating the scenery. She’s a fine looking wench for a Nelson, so she is. Now, what here is this
all about?” he picked up the fishbowl.
“We
need to know if you made a will,” I said, trying very hard to be calm while Lee kept shaking his head back and forth and crossing himself. (Which I suppose was understandable, in his delusion as Miguel,
but I knew for a fact that Lee wasn’t catholic and had even had to ask me what lighting candles was for.)
“A
will that made Lorelei O’ Malley and your son by her your beneficiaries,
” Edith said, “the will you made then denied you had.”
“That’s
what you brought me here for?” Sheamus asked, incredulous. “ Oh Gawd. That accursed wench can’t leave me
alone, even in death?”
“Miss
Edith asked you a question, bud,” Sharkey said.
“You
can’t be ordering me to say anything. Neither can you Missy, or your brother, so I’ll be taking my leave of yer,”
he began to fade.
“Wait,
please,” Edith pleaded. “Grandfather! Grandfather...please, do you
really want us to lose everything? Even our home? ”
“What be ye talkin’ about?” he asked as he reformed, his brows furrowed
more in confusion than care.
“That’s
right,” I said. “If the current Chief of Police, Chief O’ Malley, can prove descent from you and Lorelei,
and there’s a will, it’s quite possible that the law will force us to hand over everything we have to him.”
“Please,
grandfather,” Edith said, “we need to know. So if it’s true we can get the lawyers started on what we can
do to save something.”
“I
thought you were ashamed of how I earned my fortune,” Sheamus directed
his comment to me, “and now you wants to protect that same ill gotten gain, as you called it?”
“I
don’t understand,” Miss Bates whispered to Edith.
“Captain
Nelson was in the tea trade,” I explained, “but he was also a slave trader. That’s why he’s caught
between this world and the next. I’ve done everything in my power since I found out about it, to use what funds the
Nelson estate has for good in the hopes of making up for the shame he put on the Nelson name. But now this,” I ran my
hand through my hair,” just because he couldn’t keep it in his pants.”
"Whoa,
laddie," Sheamus said, "she weren't no virgin, that's for sure.Why she bedded every man within a foot of her if he was inclined
for it. Was her trade, you know. She said the bairn was mine, but...”he shrugged his shoulders, “could have been anyone’s. Though,” he grinned,
“the boy did look a tad like me. Red hair, blue eyes...”
“Did
you write the damn will or not?” I demanded.
“I
wrote it, true enough, but..”
“While you were still married...” Edith moaned.
“He
were my first born son, or so she claimed. I figured why the hell not since she
was withholding her favors until I drafted it up. Don’t look at me like that either, me boyo,” he glared at me,
“My wife had her own sizeable inheritance she’d already got from
her folks. She’d never go without.”
“Where’s
the will?” I asked.
“I
kept such things all locked up at the bank. Besides, when me true born son arrived I writ a new will! Had to pawn a valuable
trinket to make Lorelei stop a pestering me about me leaving her high and dry.”
“Is
the new will in the bank too?” Edith asked hopefully.
“Ach
Lass, wouldn’t do no one no good. Was going to sign it when I got back from sea to make it all legal like. But,”
he sighed, “Poseidon, well, he had other ideas.”
“Well,
I guess that’s it then,” I sighed. “I wish, though, that you’d managed to find something else to pawn for your whore than the Nelson Ring.”
“The Nelson Ring? What’re you talking about? I never pawned the blasted
thing!”
“I
could have sworn it was. It met all the critera...” Miss Bates muttered.
“The
family ring’s all safe and sound, so it is.”
“But
the ring we saw,” Miss Bates was still muttering.
“Well
I didn’t say the bauble I pawned wasn’t old or worth a great deal of money. In fact, it came from the old sod
too, only it weren’t mine to begin with. Won it in a game of cards...oh, down in Jamaica so it were. Somebody named
O’ Shaunessy.”
“Oh,
Lord,” I sighed. “Not him too.”
“Well,
if you’ll be needin’ nothing more...” Sheamus said.
“Wait,”
Miss Bates said, “where is the Nelson ring?”
“Why
it’s safe and sound just like I told you. Here,” he took it out of his pocket, “perhaps you should be the
one a caring for it now.”
He
tossed it on the table. It was similar in that it had a celtic design, but it
also had a miniature enameled cameo imbedded in it.
“Be
careful not to touch it without protecting yer hands. Tis cursed, so it is.”
“What
do you mean?” Edith asked.
“It’s
been the family ring true enough, but it weren’t given to a Nelson on the field of battle. No indeed.”
“Go
on,” I asked as Miss Bates looked at me for permission to pick it up herself and examine it.
“Ow!”
she yelped.
“I
warned ye. It won’t hurt if you put something next to yer skin first. It were given to another lad,” Sheamus continued, “only my father, and his, and his afore and so on back to the day,
ever told the secret to anyone else but to the son they passed it on to. Anyhow, it was glorious made, held a lock of the
king’s own hair, so it did, and the boy’s too. It was a pact betwixt them, so it were. Claimed the boy as one
of his own sons, so he did. Then it was stole by the same Nelson that the boy
had saved. So the ring’s accursed. Anyone that tries to wear it, even touch it, well, it burns like hell.”
“The
other ring did too,” I said.
“Aye,
it probably has a curse on it as well. Anyhow, the legend says it can’t be worn by no one excepting that first boy’s
rightful heir. And nobody but nobody’s been able to open the damn cameo
to take a peek at the old hing’s hair. Or the boy’s.”
“Do
you know anything about this other boy?” Miss Bates passed the ring to me in
her handkerchief, and I to Edith. Then it made the rounds of all present.
“Only
that he were from some far off place. A lanky lad. Black curly hair and eyes that were said to bore right through a man’s
soul. Eyes that changed color. From brown to green to gold...like...like his!” Sheamus pointed to Lee. “I guess
yon Captain could be the very same boy all growed up, it the tales be true. Men were afeared of him and his strange ways from
that far off place, wherever it were.”
“Ara,
” Lee said, studying the ring, in an almost trance like state. It didn’t appear to cause him any discomfort as
the handkerchief slipped off, but that could have been due to his concussion and limited brain /nerve conductivity I explained.
“Miguel?”
Mrs. Crane asked as she came over to his side and knelt beside him. “Miguel? Lee?”
“Tamborines.
Mount Ararat,” Lee was muttering as he handled the ring some more, without apparent harm.
“Who’s
Ara, Lee?” I knelt beside him myself, and took the ring, which burned, until I placed it back into the handkerchief.
“Who?
What? Harry?” Lee looked at me, confused, his pupils still uneven. “What am I doing on the floor? Why’s
Miss Bates fainted again?” he asked, then suddenly pointed, “Captain Nelson? Er..I take it I missed the main event
?” he asked me. “What’s wrong? Did you find out about the will?”
“That,
and other things...It’s a long story,” I helped him up as Ski and Joe and Riley and Pat and Mrs. Crane helped to steady him as we brought him to take
his seat where Mrs. Crane hugged him, ruffled his hair and kissed him on the cheek. All while Edith tried to rouse Miss Bates.
“Oh
boy, do I have a headache," Lee said.
“If
there’ll be nothing further,” Sheamus interrupted, “I’ll be a goin’.”
“Er,
yes,” I said and he vanished.
“Wait,”
Edith said, “we forgot to ask him which bank he used!”
As
Miss Bates, fully recovered, again, took her leave of us, a bit overwhelmed by
actually having summoned the dead, she advised us that the Nelson Jewel should
be examined for valuation and insurance purposes, and that she expected Miguel at work as soon as he was well enough for it.
I wasn’t
sure what Lee would think about that, as he had been spirited away (under protest) to the hospital by his still concerned
crew, so I simply had to say I’d let him know, and thanked her for her assistance with our family matter.
Edith
and I spent the rest of the night on the internet and with dusty old account books to narrow down to three banks where the
will might be filed.
I still
wasn’t certain if the 2nd will would keep O’ Malley from demanding his ‘fair share’ of
the Nelson estate however.
It
was nearly 4 a.m. when Edith went to bed, and Lee’s crew brought him home from the E.R.
“I’m
okay,” he said before I could even ask.
“That’s
right sir,” Sharkey said. “They took X rays.”
“It’s
a mild concussion,” Ski said, “but I sure would like to know how that bump turned the Skip into Miguel.”
“And
how he knew all about that ring stuff, like, weirdsville, man,” Riley said.
I wasn’t
in the mood to start hypothesizing even though there was the distinct possibility
that Lee had seen something that must have been carried in the ring’s history, or even that he himself might be connected
in some way to the boy on the battlefield. After all, he was the only person who the ring hadn’t burned or even tingled.(I’d
checked with everyone, all of whom had tested it out without the handkerchief.)
I invited
the men to stay the night, what was left of it, and retired to the living room
to be alone. I don’t know why I sat on the floor. I guess I was pretty much still in shock. It was bad enough to have
a slave trader ancestor, but now to find out that our family hero was actually a thief and the tale of the ring's history
a lie which had been willingly handed down from one son to another. It was like being betrayed.
I was
in my deep funk when Lee found me and asked if I wanted to talk about it. But I just couldn’t. Until now.
What
tomorrow, or actually today, will bring I have no idea. But at least we’ll be prepared for whatever legal battle
O’ Malley and perhaps O’ Shaunessy brings against us.