My Journal
By Harriman Nelson
43
“Corned Beef &
Cabbage?” I asked, incredulous, looking up at Sharkey from my chair in the
‘front porch’. We were underway toward the U.S. Navy base in Naples. I’d
figured I might as well make Seaview useful in a joint ‘fox and hound’ exercise
they would be conducting for the Mediterranean area. It would help keep the
crew’s mind off Lee and Chip at least for awhile.
Everyone knew about
yesterday and while they didn’t actually blame their acting captain for Lee’s
indecision about returning, they knew Chip hadn’t exactly helped matters either.
“That dish is hardly
Italian,” I said, returning to the topic at hand.
“It ain’t Chinese
either. This way, he figures Mr. Morton can’t
be at odds with the skipper's choice of Chow Mein. And the crew won't take sides either.”
“Diplomatic,
but...I’m not sure that Cookie’s prepared Corned Beef & Cabbage before...”
“That’s why I want
permission to assist. I’ve made it lots of times. It’s a real top seller at my
diner.”
“Very well, it
shouldn’t be a problem for tonight, but once we’re attached to the Navy for the
exercise there won’t be any leeway regarding your duty station.”
“Are we gonna’ be the
fox or the hound?”
“Neither. We’re going
to be the observer. Our equipment will be better able to see who’s doing what
and keep track of things.”
“Damn."
"I know, Francis. I was looking
forward to a little action, myself. So had Mr. Morton. You might want to warn the crew to tread softly. He's livid
that we can’t get our feet wet.”
“Can’t say I blame
him...after all this just...hanging around...”
“Are you upset that we're still in European
waters?”
“Who me, sir? Not with skipper out there, going who knows where and
doing who knows what. Everyone's glad we're nearby. Just in case, if you know what I mean. You know.... I wonder where the
skip is
right now...”
“At least we know they’re on their way
to Carrera. ”
“How...how much is it
gonna’ cost him to ship his new car home?”
“Enough,” I sighed.
“I doubt the Lamborghini folks are going to spring for that as well.”
“Oh I don’t know,
sir. After all, they’re gonna’ use the car for their commercials.”
“Chief,” Chip said,
approaching with his ever present clipboard, “I thought you requested galley
duty today.”
“Yes sir. Just making
sure with the admiral...”
“I gave you
permission, didn’t I?”
“Er, yes sir. Sorry
sir,” Sharkey said and vanished.
“I’m sorry, Lad,” I
said, “I hadn’t realized….”
“Oh I know,” Chip
said as he sat down across from me, “but it doesn’t hurt to put a little fear
of God in him.”
“Or of Acting Captain
Morton. You know, Chip...you may have to get used to the idea of removing the
acting part.”
“Lee’ll come back.
After all, if I don’t pat Seaview’s bulkhead, he’ll have no choice if he wants
to keep her happy. By the way, I told Cookie that when he starts up with Italian again,
Eggplant Parmesan would be a good idea.”
“I don’t believe we
have any eggplant aboard.”
“No, but once we dock
in Naples, we can get some.”
“You, um, like the dish?”
“Not particularly.
But Lee does.”
“Point taken.
Happy cook, happy boat. Chip? I really
am sorry we won’t be in on the action regarding the exercise.”
“Yeah, well...at
least we can be doing something. Ames has been complaining that he’s having a
hard time postponing some of the proposals for our services.”
“It won’t be much
longer before Lee’s back at NIMR and Seaview will be available...”
“Just hope it’s as
her skipper.”
"So do I, Chip. So do
I."
Corned Beef &
Cabbage. Oh gawd, how am I going to tell Lee. If he calls, that is. At least I
know he’ll be glad about Seaview’s
little jaunt with Navy.