My Journal
By Harriman Nelson
73
“We have rats, all right,” Chip said as soon as I joined him in
the lab, nodding toward one of the
specimen tanks containing a couple of live rats, another with a few more dead
rats.
“The only harm they’ve
done," he added, " is to knaw on a few nuts and bolts. Nothing to cause the trouble with the planes. And there’s
also something I need to show you in Sick Bay.”
“Sick Bay?” I asked, my stomach turning, envisioning severe bites
on the men retrieving the live rodents.
As soon as we arrived in Sick Bay, the corpsman Frank appeared,
holding one of the galley’s cardboard canned food crates. It had been altered
in that it had a rope keeping the lid on and holes that had been cut into
its sides.
A feline claw reached out, accompanied by a blood curdling yowl.
“My God, it’s a cat!” I exclaimed.
“Brilliant deduction,” Will said, as he emerged from one of the
exam nooks with Kowalski and two of the Clyde engineers, all three men heavily
bandaged about their arms and hands.
“The blood I drew from you men and from the dead rats," Will told them, "will take a
little while to test negative or positive for rabies. Even though
the disease has been pretty much eradicated in the UK, it’s not 100 percent
clean. We have to make sure of things. If you men have been exposed to it,
we’ll have to get you treatment at the nearest hospital right away. I’ve called
for a veterinarian to test the cat. Would you believe it, Admiral, but vets
make house calls in this country? No way I’m going to risk life and limb with
our guest's claws and teeth.”
“What are you going to do about the kitty?” Ski asked,"It seemed nice enough when we found it.”
“You kidding, mate?” one of the engineers asked, “look at us!”
“Well, what do you expect when we grabbed it like that.”
“Not an ‘it’,” Will said. “It’s a female. Trust me, I’m a doctor.
I know these things.”
Everyone laughed.
“And gentlemen, while you're aboard, please don’t bite any one...just in case. Ski,
show the men to the guest quarters. I’d like them to stay aboard tonight.”
“Aye sir,” Ski said and ushered the men out.
I took a closer look at the cat from the air holes.
“That’s a fat cat. I wonder just how many rats we have.”
“Actually,” Will said, “she’s not fat. Without a proper
examination, I can’t be sure, but I think she’s pregnant. Pity if we have to
put her down. Don’t look at me like that, Chip. It’s the only way to control
the disease if she has it.”
“Damn,” Chip said as he bent down to get a closer look. “I like
cats.”
It hissed in response.
“Good kitty. Good kitty...you’ll be out of there soon," Chip crooned.
“Even if she’s
disease free,” Will said, “she wouldn’t make a good
pet for anyone. Feral cats seldom do. They're hard to domesticate.
Besides, if you're thinking what I think you're thinking, you don’t have the lifestyle to look after a pet. You’re
away from
home for months at a time.”
“What about a ship’s cat, then? She’d insure that if we get a rat
problem again, she’d take care of it before it got out of control.”
“She didn’t get it under control, though, did she,” I said, “and you
can’t be serious about a ship’s cat. You heard that yowl, saw the men’s hands
and arms….”
“Ski had a point though, didn’t he?” Chip asked. “You can’t just
treat cats like you’re the boss. They are. And you have to be very nice to them
to get them to trust you.”
“All right, all right...I don’t think it’s a good idea, but if it
turns out she’s not rabid, I’ll think about it.”
“Great! I guess we should start thinking about names....”
“Whoa. I said I’ll think about it....”
"It's actually for the admiral to decide."
"Not
if she's a risk to the men aboard, it's not."
"It's a bit early to start making decisions," I said and left.
And so, in a few hours we’ll discover if our stowaways are a
danger to mankind. We’ve contacted the Commodore who is getting the base gym
set up as a temporary home for us for tomorrow while the boat is fumigated. The base doesn’t have adequate
BOQ’s. He offered me his own quarters but I had to decline, using as my excuse
my need to be with my men.
I’ll be calling Lee later tonight, though I’ll be hard pressed to
sound surprised by the rats. He’ll be very glad to know that our little diving
plane problem wasn't due to them. What he’ll think
about the cat, I have no idea.